Single Ladies » Pomplamoose
"Don't make me sing this part of the song - the lyrics are so bad - so we're going to skip ahead, to the single ladies part instead –"
Underwear Goes Inside the Pants » Lazyboy
Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time. --Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004--
"How'd you get through it grandpa?"
"Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere."